Imagine...

After establishing yourself as a person with some unusual intuitive skills, you say you'd like to put those skills to a real, measurable test. In order to do that, you need some sort of benchmark to compare them against. There are various items that could serve this purpose, from tarot cards to personality profiles. But, you explain, because you like to set the bar high, you've chosen the divinatory tool which, throughout the several-thousand-year history of esoteric practice, has generally been regarded as the most trusted source of metaphysical wisdom and insight into the human condition: a horoscope mini-magazine, direct from the supermarket checkout counter.

You give such a magazine to a volunteer, pointing out that it deals with four distinct areas of life: love, money, health, and leisure. You then turn your back and ask your volunteer to look up her horoscope -- either for the current month (if it's far along enough to get a good sense of how it's turning out), or for the previous month (if it's too soon to tell how this month is going yet). In either case, she silently reads her horoscope. When she's finished, you ask her to consider how accurate it seems in hindsight. She does, and arrives at a "percentage score" for the magazine's accuracy, which you write down. No matter what it is, you say you think you can do better.

You then turn to face the volunteer again, and proceed to give her a disarmingly accurate and insightful description of her personality and her current situation in life. This is no mere "cold" reading, as it contains a wealth of specific information that you had no way of knowing, including personal details about her character, actions, and circumstances, delivered confidently and unequivocally. You then wrap things up by revealing her zodiac sign, with no pumping or guesswork. With that, not only have you done much better than the magazine, but you've given the volunteer an intimate, inexplicable experience that she'll never forget.

ASCENSION really is just that clean, direct and strong. It's a system that uses layers of methods to deliver, in a completely untraceable way, the most powerful and memorable information that we as mentalists can reveal: personal details about someone's life. Furthermore, it does so in real time, with no writing, no setup, no assistance, no pre-show, and no stooges (instant or otherwise). How you use that information is then up to your own imagination.

Questions? Check the FAQ&A page.

ORDERING INFORMATION: Ascension is available in two different versions: the Complete Package, with everything you need ready to go right out of the box; and the E-Book version, for the do-it-yourself types.


The Complete Package includes:

• A clearly written, photo-illustrated, grammatically correct, professionally edited, typographically pleasing, 5.5" x 8.5", staple-bound, 32-page manuscript, which comprehensively explains the method, handling, and various scripting and presentation options for the effect.
  
  
• One complete set of professionally printed magazines.
  
  
• A CD-ROM with graphics files for printing your own replacement magazines when the originals wear out. (Of course you can also order ready-made replacement magazines -- see below.)

Plus, as a little instant gratification bonus, I'll email you a personalized PDF version of the manuscript when I receive your order, so you won't have to wait for the package to arrive to know what you're getting.

Price: $60.00 + shipping

International orders carry an additional $5 shipping fee.
Please click below to add it to your cart if ordering from outside the USA.

The E-Book includes:

All of the above minus the paper. You'll receive, via email, a single PDF file containing the manuscript and the graphics for printing the magazines yourself. IMPORTANT: Due to the print-ready graphics, the file size is a hefty 7 megabytes. Therefore before you place your order, please make sure your email address can handle receiving a file of that size. If it can't, I recommend signing up for a free HotMail or Gmail account, either one of which can accomodate the file. If you need to have the file sent to a different address than the one you place the order from, just let me know. Also, note that because each ebook is personalized, delivery is not instant; however, you will receive your ebook within 24 hours of placing your order (unless extenuating circumstances separate me from my laptop and/or the internet, which is extremely rare).

Price: $40.00

Extra magazines:

Like anything that gets handled by grubby-fingered spectators, the magazines will eventually wear out. When they do, this is where you come to get shiny new ones. They come in sets of four -- one of each magazine by default, but if you want some other combination (like four of the same magazine, or two of one and two of another, etc.), just let me know.

Price: $30.00 + shipping

Non-US customers, please click the international shipping button above (unless you've already clicked it once).


Email: JoshuaQ@mentallyimpossible.com